birdystark:

when you type too fast and send “holy hit”

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therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

bauks:

im acutalyuying crying over this

bauks:

im acutalyuying crying over this

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inlovewithautumn:

So, about a month ago, me and my younger sister decided to hit up the local thrift store. I stumbled upon this gem.image

For $2, I decided to take this treasure home, and aptly name it “Crying Baby Pumpkin-Head”. When I got home, I realized it had a cord, and plugged into the wall…imageWhat in God’s holy name did I buy this is a soul sucking demon of Satan. 

(Source: pushthemovement)

requireminx:

Tonks walking around as McGonagall saying weird stuff to students

Girls asking Tonks to become their crushes best friend to find out if they like them or not

Tonks walking around the Hufflepuff common room as Snape, scaring the shit out of people

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bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

enemy-stand:

ahlazers:

you know how much pressure there is on girls to be good at every video game they play, because if they fuck up once there’s going to be a heck of a lot of people saying how girls suck and how they shouldn’t play video games 

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(Source: sp00nky)

savvymavvy:

methlabrador:

when people say “i dont believe in science”

what are you even talking about

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