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tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit

shuckl:

*clenches fists* i just want tattoos

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When someone calls me attractive image

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validx2:

dacuntgod:

cookienun:

validx2:

Walk up to shawty like “how you like my Squid legs ma”

what the fuck is this

Somebody reverse this please

Ok

validx2:

dacuntgod:

cookienun:

validx2:

Walk up to shawty like “how you like my Squid legs ma”

what the fuck is this

Somebody reverse this please

Ok

thecutestofthecute:

"He was so tired that he had to be carried home"

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  • baby: w-w-wh-
  • mom: she's going to say her first words !!
  • baby: w-wh-whhh-
  • mom: what..?
  • baby: What the fuck is this? I would like to see Harry Styles dead so he would stop ruining Louis and Eleanor’s “RELATIONSHIP”? OH MY FUCKING GOD. IS THIS A JOKE? HE RUINED THE BAND BECAUSE HE’S A SICK DISGUSTING WHORE? BITCH! SHUT UP. He’s filled with disease and needs to be soaked in bleach? BITCH I WILL POUR BLEACH DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT IF YOU DON’T SHUT THE FUCK UP. I’M CLEANING YOUR MOUTH OUT BITCH. GET A FUCKING LIFE! YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO. FUCK YOU. BLA BLA BLA. TO ALL LARRY SHIPPERS, YOU ARE STUPID AND SICK FREAKS. EXCUSE ME? I’m not the one who had a fucking blog dedicated to wanting to kill someone! SCUSE ME. Ugh. I don’t need this in my life. What is this shit? I’m not even reading this. Spot the….. OH FUCK OFF. Oh. DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUHHH. Get a fucking life, virgin tit. I BET HE HAS NOT SLEPT WITH 410 PEOPLE DO YOU JUST BELIEVE EVERYTHING THAT YOU READ, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH? YOU’RE A RAT. OH MY FUCKING GOD. UGH. YOU SAY ALL LARRY SHIPPERS ARE FREAKS? WHO THE FUCK MADE THAT? WHO MADE THAT! YOU! YOU! YOU DID! SO WHY DON’T YOU! YOU! YOU GET SOME FUCKING HELP IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION YOU STUPID FUCKING RAT. YOU ARE OHHH MY GOD. I DON’T NEED THIS. YOU’RE A SNAKE. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. FUCK YOU. I DON’T NEED THIS. I DON’T NEED THIS IN MY LIFE I FUCKING HATE YOU. I HATE PEOPLE LIKE THIS. PEOPLE LIKE THIS PISS ME THE FUCK OFF BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW HARRY. HARRY IS A HUMAN BEING. HE’S A CELEBRITY BUT HE’S HUMAN. SO WHY DON’T YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP OKAY? LEAVE.
sixpenceee:

MOSES BRIDGE, NETHERLANDS
It was originally built in the early 1700’s to protect the Netherlands from invasions. It is constructed out of Accoya wood, a waterproof wood. The designers assured that flooding will not be a problem because the height of the water is controlled an adjustable dam. The dam also includes a pump in case the water overflows. 
SOURCE sixpenceee:

MOSES BRIDGE, NETHERLANDS
It was originally built in the early 1700’s to protect the Netherlands from invasions. It is constructed out of Accoya wood, a waterproof wood. The designers assured that flooding will not be a problem because the height of the water is controlled an adjustable dam. The dam also includes a pump in case the water overflows. 
SOURCE sixpenceee:

MOSES BRIDGE, NETHERLANDS
It was originally built in the early 1700’s to protect the Netherlands from invasions. It is constructed out of Accoya wood, a waterproof wood. The designers assured that flooding will not be a problem because the height of the water is controlled an adjustable dam. The dam also includes a pump in case the water overflows. 
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sixpenceee:

MOSES BRIDGE, NETHERLANDS

It was originally built in the early 1700’s to protect the Netherlands from invasions. It is constructed out of Accoya wood, a waterproof wood. The designers assured that flooding will not be a problem because the height of the water is controlled an adjustable dam. The dam also includes a pump in case the water overflows. 

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clarasgrace:

89/? pictures of Jenna Coleman

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  1. Camera: Canon EOS 5D Mark II
  2. Aperture: f/4
  3. Exposure: 1/800th
  4. Focal Length: 35mm

realhousewivesofnightvale:

Maybe the City Council hated small talk, so they passed a law that demanded that music be played every time someone mention the weather in order to cut off any banal conversation that might follow. This was frustrating for citizens at first, but most of them soon…

spoken-not-written:

I LAUGH SO UFKCING HJARD EVEYR TIME IS EE THIS

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the suit and I are one

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